IF- toy

Once there was a boy
who loved to annoy.
He took the girl's toy.
But! And! Tssssssss!!!
She seemed to enjoy.
He just said: Ahoy!

 

IF-invention

My invention is called The Mood-Swing

There is no high without a low,
but it is good to know 
this happens to and fro.
There is no dark without a light.
Tomorrow is the day
after the night